The Top 20 Least Impressive Mafia Nicknames


20. Harry "The Cosmotologist" Scandaliotta
19. Leo "The Raging Codependent" Pacioni
18. Alphonse "Panty Hose" D'Amato
17. Herbie "The Accountant" Schwartz
16. Rocco "The Rotarian" Manera
15. Frankie "Right Turn on Red" Ragusa
14. Warren "The Webmaster" Larotta
13. Floyd "The Barber" Barboni
12. Angelo "Spastic Colon" Gasdrulli
11. Mario "The Italian Scallion" Cipolla
10. Mikey "Rubber Glove" Spinetti
9. Carmine "The Lovely Swan" Carpecci
8. Nick "Paper-Cut" Carlucci
7. Bobby "You Wan' Fries Wid Dat?" Minera
6. Enzo "I Didn't Mean Nothing By That" Garelli
5. Jimmy "The Guy Who Scratches His Fingernails on the 
chalkboard" Genarro
4. Vito "Shaved Back" Laroo
3. Tony "The Chia Pet" Gravano
2. Marco "The Scrabble Cheat" Marconi
1. Vinnie "Say It With Flowers" LaRosa